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GROUND RULES FOR EARTHLINGS

TERMS.

Use the site, buy strange shirts, and enjoy the nonsense. Just do not wreck the place or steal somebody else's work.

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ORDERS

A DEAL IS A DEAL.

Prices and availability can change before checkout. An order is accepted when payment succeeds and we confirm it. We may cancel and refund orders affected by fraud, obvious pricing mistakes, unavailable materials, or legal restrictions.

SITE USE

BE COOL. NOT EVIL.

Do not attack the site, bypass security, scrape it abusively, impersonate people, upload malware, or use Kumichan to break the law or harm someone. Voice and AI answers can be wrong; check important information before acting on it.

ART + SUBMISSIONS

CREATORS KEEP THEIR BRAINS.

Kumichan's art, writing, branding, and software belong to their respective owners and are protected by law. If you submit work, you promise you have the right to do so. A separate creator agreement will cover any work we actually publish or sell together.

REAL-WORLD LAW

THE BORING BUT IMPORTANT PART.

The site is provided as available. Nothing here removes consumer rights that cannot legally be waived. To the extent the law permits, Kumichan is not responsible for indirect or unexpected losses caused by use of the site.

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Effective September 2, 2026. These terms may change when the service changes.